These FTX Sam Bankman-Fried memes show it was always a scam
Sam Bankman-Fried is currently the laughingstock of the internet. The former King of Crypto fell from grace after business partners started noticing some shady business. Turns out, FTX thought it could have its donor cake and eat from it too. Kind of like Marie Antoinette.
Well, like the tragic French queen herself, Bankman-Fried lost his head in the process. Just like that, he went from the second biggest donor of Biden’s presidential campaign to a bitcoin piranha. He’s currently being charged with multiple counts of fraud & criminal violations.
In fact, there’s a whole $32 billion that he can’t even account for. How do you lose that kind of money? The world may never know but the internet is doing what it does best. It’s taking his pain and making hilarious content out of it while also showing the world who the King really is!
SBF reacting to the statement that: funds were ‘suspiciously transferred’ from FTX after bankruptcy… pic.twitter.com/D2P0g68uUV
— Danger Raven (@TheRealRorbo) December 1, 2022
Creepy
Let’s start with this deranged reaction to hearing about suspicious transactions
The “Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement. pic.twitter.com/nFFFGUtoDg
— Franco Battaglia (@francobatta11) December 1, 2022
Kubrick stare
It’s like something out of The Shining only in real life
Sam Bankman-Fried: I don’t know where $10 billion dollars went
The Pentagon: We don’t know where $2.2 trillion dollars went
The IRS: You just sent $601.37 don’t forget to report it.
— Not Jerome Powell (@alifarhat79) December 1, 2022
Rich criminal
Sam Bankman-Fried is facing as much punishment as any other billionaire bad boy
“SBF needs to go to jail!”
The New York Times: pic.twitter.com/ynSzdFdl0Q
— Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. (@ParikPatelCFA) November 23, 2022
Vs the Press
It’s not exactly the guillotine
Old lady gets arrested over $77 while Sam Bankman-Fried walks free …
What the phuck is wrong with society … 🤡 🌎 pic.twitter.com/rbdjooSdqy
— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) December 3, 2022
Poor grandma
But it’s better than whatever tf is going on in Alabama
SBF: “I was surprised by how big Alameda’s position was”
Also SBF: Sends FORBES Alameda’s funds under management to prove he’s a billionaire. pic.twitter.com/CHv332RoR8
— Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA (@GRDecter) December 2, 2022
Caught in 4K
Turns out Sam Bankman-Fried was the only rat in FTX
Did @coffeebreak_YT get SBF to admit to wire fraud? pic.twitter.com/P5bWo8Q5TJ
— Cas Piancey (@CasPiancey) December 3, 2022
Self-sabotage
He literally told on himself!
If they wanted to keep the Hunter Biden story hidden, they should have kept it in SBF’s margin account.
— David Sacks (@DavidSacks) December 3, 2022
Error margin
There goes his connection to the Biden family
I just can't take it any more.
It's like OJ Simpson vowing to find the "real killer". 🤣🤣🤣"To hear SBF tell it, he didn't have much of an idea of how his now-bankrupt companies—exchange FTX and trading firm Alameda Research—were being run." pic.twitter.com/CBFWoenfST
— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) December 3, 2022
Get a clue!
Something tells us Sam Bankman-Fried doesn’t know the meaning of irony
SBF running away from the Bahama's Police #FTX pic.twitter.com/N3EGsbV1x3
— Dusty🌙 (@wipedadust) December 5, 2022
Pen pals
Anyway, we hope he has a getaway planned, or else his new penthouse will be in a penitentiary
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Have you been keeping up with the FTX case? Do you think Sam Bankman-Fried will be found guilty? Or do you think he’ll be let off scot-free? Let us know your cryptic thoughts in the comments below!