Even Elderly Florida Man is a menace: Check out these headlines

Age is nothing but a number and Florida Man has proved this in another round of bafflingly absurd headlines. No matter how ridiculous Florida Man’s headlines can get, there’s always a crazier one on the horizon. 

You might have thought Florida Man would have grown more mature & mellowed out in his twilight years but think again because age may have robbed Florida Man of what little sense he had left. 

Elderly Florida Man might be an even bigger menace than younger counterparts. If you want to know just how far elderly Florida Man can go then check out these insane headlines. 

A serious crime

You mess with Florida Man’s beer and you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. 

In case of emergency

Florida Man also calls the police to take him to the airport. They have such a special relationship. 

Exposing evidence

Apparently you have to see it to believe it. 

High-speed scooter chase

Life lesson: if you want to sniff some stranger’s feet you have to be ready to book it on a Vespa. 

Getting off on a technicality 

This Florida Man’s brilliant idiocy & adeptness at skirting any blame make him a prime candidate for public office. 

When you an alligator a bagel

An alligator is truly Florida Man’s best friend. 

Surf & turf to go

Florida Man’s only mistake was taking a live lobster. 

What’s in a name? 

We can only expect great things from a Florida Man named Randy Zipperer. 

Look at all those chickens

If you do Florida Man dirty, don’t expect any of your chickens to make it alive.