Laugh and cringe at these unbelievable Florida Man memes

Hail, hail to the Florida Man. They bring us so many memes that consistently bring us joy from the world over. Do you know how difficult it is to be a consistently funny meme? It’s difficult. The Suez Canal wishes it would have this kind of long-staying longevity, you know? Of course, it’s time to do a roundup of the best Florida memes we can find.

Why? Because it’s Florida Man. The Florida Man is eternal. At the heat death of the universe, the only two beings that will remain standing are Death and Florida Man. After that? Either they have to fight Highlander style or they’ll make out. We can’t figure out which is the wild, wild world that we live in. Let’s take a look at some of the best Florida Man memes out there.

Go, drunken Florida Man! Go! 

Ah. Poetry. 

. . . How?

. . . Did he use his feet to stab him? Put the knife in his mouth? 

Dude 

Foot fetishests already get a bad name. This guy is not helping. 

Happy birthday from the cartels? 

You’re probably not allowed to keep it.

BBQ is great but also . . . 

Listen, pulled pork is absolutely delicious. But, also, it’s not worth killing over.

This? This is fantastic

That is, honestly, one of the funniest things in the history of ever.

Tacos! 

Tacos, in case you’re curious, are not actually a valid form of idea. Yes, even at Taco Bell. Granted most people consuming Taco Bell are drunk and/or high. So, we can see the mistake.

Um!!!!

There’s a joke here that’s not appropriate to share on this website. But it exists and we know it exists. We just can’t make it. 

We know about this so now you have to

Live your life, friend, but, you know, live it quietly.

What series of life decisions lead you to this place? 

Ah Florida.