When life gives you lemons – laugh at these funny dark jokes
Whether it’s a joke about race, the Kama Sutra, or religion, there’s a dark humor joke for everyone. While they might be offensive to some, dark humor is a cornerstone for comedy. It takes the taboo and makes it funny.
You know where the treasure trove of dark humor is? Twitter, of course! Laugh at some of the best dark humor on the internet. A warning before you get any further, though. Some people might find these jokes offensive and/or triggering. Reader’s discretion advised.
casey: I’m really into dark humor.
alex, turning off the lights: Do you want to hear a joke?
— incorrect eo (@incorrectEO) February 28, 2021
That’s not what we meant
More dad joke than dark humor, but it didn’t fail to make us laugh.
I saw my mom chopping onions today so I started crying…
Onions was a good dog..
— dark_.humor.memes (@darkhumormemes4) November 25, 2020
Are we seeing double?
Agatha, is that you? We know you’re old enough to remember Atlantis before it sank, but is this your MO. Do you just go through life killing animals, you monster?
Jewpiter was Hitler favorite planet.
— Dark Humor (@darkehum) February 20, 2021
Interplanetary genocide
We’re getting into some Rick and Morty level s**t with this one. My God!? At least they didn’t pull a 9/11. One typo on a Nazi memo and we might have one less planet to study.
I never understood school shooting jokes.
They must be aimed at younger audiences.— dark_.humor.memes (@darkhumormemes4) April 1, 2020
Not for younger audiences
Dark humor is not for younger ears. Please watch where you share your jokes. They’ll be mentally scarred for life.
Wife got mad at me for labeling our clothes hamper. pic.twitter.com/xhCjMOVaxe
— Offensive Humor (@RealDarkHumor) June 11, 2017
Laundry is racist
It’s 2021 – we shouldn’t have to segregate our laundry. You’re telling us the fast computers in the world fit in our pockets, but we still have to separate our laundry.
If you are happy and you know it …… pic.twitter.com/L6Qv8dTYDx
— Dark Humor (@darkehum) January 16, 2021
Not so simple
One does not simply clap their hands when they’re happy.
A white person is impacted by racism as much as a fish is by rain.
— VegasHumor (@DarkHumor17) July 22, 2018
Not all bad
Those who say all dark humor is offensive have only scratched the surface of the genre. There are plenty of ways to make taboo subjects funny. In this case, the only people getting offended are Republicans.
Who makes up these names‽‽‽ pic.twitter.com/K0BIfypfLk
— Dark Humor and Dead Babies (@DarkBabyHumor) June 22, 2020
The confusion
Man, some interior designers and contractors must have been really “surprised” to find naked girls instead of ceiling fans. Sure, that’s what you were looking for.
What's the difference between being hungry and being horny?
Where you put the cucumber….
— Dark Humor (@darkehum) January 16, 2021
The internet is too horny sometimes
Horny dark humor is the best — the blending of the best two comedy forms on the planet.
I love trips to the nursery homes! pic.twitter.com/pMXYc7AlDE
— Dark Humor and Dead Babies (@DarkBabyHumor) June 16, 2020
Context is key
Don’t talk to strangers on the internet. You never know if they win Epic Battle Royals or are just a serial killer. The more you know.
Helicopter backwards is Retpocileh
Helicopter upside down is how Kobe died.
— Dark Humor (@darkehum) November 17, 2020
“Mamba out”
Rest in peace, Kobe, but God damn!
And no one won pic.twitter.com/GizjrmyCJx
— Offensive Humor (@RealDarkHumor) June 13, 2017
It’s not a game anymore
Do you think they played “the floor is lava” in Pompeii? Oh, the irony.
The Bible tells us to love each other
The Kama Sutra is a little more specific.
— Dark Humor (@darkehum) November 11, 2020
The choice is yours
Honestly, two great books to live by. Take your pick but make sure you know when to use one over the other – it makes for a pretty awkward conversation.
