Matches confirmed: Try these funny Tinder bios for yourself ASAP

Dating is always a tricky scenario to navigate – and it’s been made even more confusing nowadays. Due to new COVID-19 restrictions, many singles are unable to meet people at bars or social gatherings. Dating apps like Tinder allow people to connect virtually with each other while remaining socially distant.

While such apps make meeting possible romantic partners more convenient, it can be hard to make yourself stand out among a sea of users. However, there are some tricks you can use to make people swipe right on you – and one foolproof way is with a funny bio.

Here are some funny Tinder bios we found that you can use to catch the attention of your next hookup – or soulmate.

Humor always works

One of the quickest ways to get attention on Tinder is with humor: “I’m a Victoria’s Secret model – it’s just a secret that not even Victoria knows.” Funny and confident.

Another bio that gave us a chuckle comes from a user whose profile pic is of him & his mother at a Halloween party. The bio reads: “For the love of God, someone please date me so I can stop bringing my mom to costume parties.” A bit self-deprecating, but in a clever way.

Sometimes it’s best to be short & sweet with a Tinder bio, but still funny. One user’s bio reads simply “I don’t have Ebola.” While this is good information to know, Ebola could easily be swapped nowadays for COVID. Either way, it’s good to let people know that you’re safe to be around. Hopefully, it’s not reverse psychology.

Humor in dating is best combined with self-confidence. “I’ll buy you drinks until I look good . . . so I won’t be buying you any drinks.” Not only does this bio have comedic taste, but it also lets people know what to expect if they go out with you.

Dark comedy

While getting a laugh is a good way to have a positive first impression, perhaps you have a darker sense of humor. There are ways you can show this in your Tinder bio while being funny too:

“I don’t even care if you’re a murderer at this point.” 

Even though this kind of statement could attract the wrong kind of person, it’s a good way of showing you’ve been through a lot in the dating game.

Another bit of alternative comedy from a Tinder bio: “Don’t buy Colgate whitening toothpaste. It says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days. It’s been 2 weeks and I’m still Asian.” While we encourage everybody to be confident in who they are, this bio is still a good example of dating wit.

Someone who’s not afraid to let Tinder users know they’re not to be trifled with writes “I’ll carve our initials onto a tree on our first date – it’s the most romantic way to let you know I have a knife.” We don’t want to cross this Tinder user!

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While there are many ways to get people to swipe right on you on Tinder, having a funny bio is almost guaranteed to get you a match. What’s the best Tinder bio that you’ve seen? Let us know below!