Iconic ‘Money Heist’ cast quotes: Can you remember who said these lines?
Money Heist has swept us along in its deluge of riveting action and engaging character growth. Of course, another reason we can’t get enough of the Spanish crime show is its fantastic dialogue that makes us cling to every word the characters say.
In Money Heist, there’s plenty of banter back & forth and stellar wisecracks that make us smirk, then there are some hard-hitting truths that catch us right in our hearts. We love the characters for more than their pithy quotes but we also take comfort from their words of wisdom and even grow a little from them.
Let’s see if you know the Money Heist team as well as you think you do and match the character to the quote.
Spoken by the team’s philosopher
“For a joke to work it has to have part of truth and part of pain.”
“Love can’t be timed. It has to be lived.”
“I have always wanted one mahogany desk, but crime and office don’t get along.”
“Death can be the greatest opportunity of your life.”
Spoken by the team’s programmer
“In the end, love is a good reason for everything to fall apart.”
“I only wave the white flag for Real Madrid.”
Spoken by the team’s risk-taker
“Things we can’t see affect our lives much more than we think.”
“We all have snipers aiming at our hearts, but the true terror arrives when that bullet doesn’t hit you, but takes out a person you love.”
Spoken by the team’s hothead
“Nothing beats a team that’s unquestionably connected to a cause.”
“Money isn’t the end all be all.”
Spoken by the team’s forger
“Let the Matriarchy begin.”
“Don’t fuck with me Berlin, this isn’t a Tarantino film.”
“You don’t love anyone? Of course, you don’t, darling. You don’t have the balls for it. To love, you need courage.”
“Then I don’t know why they say eat healthy, eat a vegan pussy.”
Spoken by the team’s intellectual
“In this world, everything is governed by balance. There’s what you stand to gain and what you stand to lose. And when you think you’ve got nothing to lose, you become overconfident.”
“The second any blood is shed, we’ll no longer be Robin Hood, but just a bunch of plain motherfucking punks.”
The only thing we need to do is buy time.”
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