Nude truth: Here’s why Disney’s throwing shade at Jamie Lee Curtis
Hold onto your Mickey Mouse ears, folks, because the Magic Kingdom is brewing up some major drama! Disney’s highly-anticipated live-action movie ‘Haunted Mansion’ has found itself haunted by a rather unexpected ghost – the actors’ strike! With stars Tiffany Haddish and Jamie Lee Curtis absent from the red carpet premiere, you know the sparks are flying in Hollywood.
So, grab your popcorn and get ready for a rollercoaster ride as we dive into the cheeky and snark-filled world of Disney’s showdown with the striking stars. Why is Mickey Mouse throwing shade at the legendary Jamie Lee Curtis? Let’s spill the tea and find out!
Oh, what a premiere it was, or should we say, what a premiere it wasn’t! The much-anticipated ‘Haunted Mansion’ red carpet turned into a ghost town quicker than you can say “Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo!” With stars Tiffany Haddish and Jamie Lee Curtis playing hooky, the paparazzi were left twiddling their thumbs, and the fans were stuck waiting for that magical Hollywood glitz and glamour.
The Great Premiere Debacle: Red Carpet Ghost Town
Fear not, dear readers, for where there’s Disney, there’s always a creative solution – cue the theme park characters! Mickey Mouse himself stepped in, trading his iconic ears for a snazzy tuxedo, ready to save the day on the red carpet. Picture this: Danny DeVito, LaKeith Stanfield, and Rosario Dawson were all set to grace the star-studded event, but instead, they decided to make a statement and joined the actors’ strike.
Who needs Hollywood’s A-listers when you’ve got a squad of striking stars? Talk about taking the phrase “all the world’s a stage” to a whole new level! As the striking actors picketed their way through Tinseltown, Disney’s red carpet looked more like a picket line. So, while the stars were MIA, it was a premiere like no other, where the magic of Disney took on a whole new snarky twist.
Who needs a red carpet when you’ve got a picket line, right? The paparazzi were left in a frenzy, and the fans were left wondering if this was all just one big Hollywood plot twist. But that’s not all, dear readers! Disney had a star-studded lineup ready to grace the event, but alas, the strike had other plans.
A Star-Studded Absence: The A-Listers on Strike
In a true show of solidarity, they decided to stand shoulder-to-shoulder with their striking peers. The entertainment industry may have come to a halt, but the stars’ voices rang loud and clear, turning the premiere into a stage for their demands. Move over, Hollywood glamour – the stars were more interested in making their voices heard.
As Disney’s ‘Haunted Mansion’ premiere becomes an eerie spectacle, the battle lines have been drawn between Hollywood’s stars and the Magic Kingdom. The absence of Tiffany Haddish and Jamie Lee Curtis has left everyone wondering if the strike’s cauldron is bubbling with even more drama behind the scenes. The picketing actors have made their point, shutting down production and causing chaos.
Will the stars’ demands be met, or will Disney’s empire stand tall, unyielding in the face of the striking stars? Only time will tell if this snarky showdown will have a fairy-tale ending. Until then, dear readers, keep your eyes peeled for more Hollywood hijinks – you know the stars always have a surprise or two up their sleeves!
